Fox News makes headlines

In a bid to be as cool as Madonna, Fox News announced it is adopting a Malawi child.

The network had no official comment on how the child-rearing duties would be handled, although a staffer anonymously suggested that Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and Greta Van Susteren would rotate shifts as adoptive parents.

Asked by Air America if she was upset by Fox apparently mimicking her, the pop superstar took the imitation in stride: “It works.”

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