Santa Claus is getting hip to the times. No more Christmas Eve world cruise. Nope, this year Santa is telecommuting.
Rudolph’s on furlough.
Santa’s logged onto his LAN. Don’t bother leaving cookies, he’ll delete them with his pop-up blocker (Wonder if he uses Mozilla?)
Santa working in his birthday suit? “We’re sorry for that ugly image on Christmas Eve.”
Picture is curiously high-res, given that it features paper-bag puppets!