Green Eggs and … uh, no ham

So I had the eggs and the food coloring. But the ham was not to be found in the pantry or the fridge. So we’ll make do with taters. Which, it turns out, do just fine, thankyouverymuch. With all due apologies to Dr. Seuss …

Green Egg Batch

I know, it looks pretty disgusting. But give it time …

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Or something like that

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Or something like that

Hmmmm

Hmmmm

And now for the pretentious presentation, featuring sloppily drizzled ketchup

And now for the pretentious presentation, featuring sloppily drizzled ketchup

... and a suggested serving for leftovers. Or, why I can't come in to work today. Ewwwww

… and a suggested serving for leftovers. Or, why I can’t come in to work today. Ewwwww

Meanwhile, an eaves-dropping (literally, it dropped from the eaves) spider spied on my culinary misadventures …

Spider sense is tingling!

Spider sense is tingling!

 

 

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